The SHG Merch Shop

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The SHG Logo (Black Print) - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
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The SHG Logo (Black Print) - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
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Diabolical AF with SHG - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
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Diabolical AF with SHG - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
from $33.00
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HAIL Yeah! - Unisex T
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HAIL Yeah! - Unisex T
from $28.00
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Keep It Sinister - Unisex T
from $28.00
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The Watcher - Unisex T
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The Watcher - Unisex T
from $30.00
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Sinister Star - Unisex T
from $30.00
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HAIL Yeah! - Unisex 3/4-Sleeve Baseball T
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HAIL Yeah! - Unisex 3/4-Sleeve Baseball T
from $32.00
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Sinister Star - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
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Sinister Star - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
from $33.00
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SHG Goes Full-On Thrashier - Unisex T (black shirts)
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SHG Goes Full-On Thrashier - Unisex T (black shirts)
from $30.00
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Diabolical AF with SHG (red print) - Unisex T
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Diabolical AF with SHG (red print) - Unisex T
from $30.00
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Diabolical AF with SHG (white print) - Unisex T
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Diabolical AF with SHG (white print) - Unisex T
from $30.00
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SHG Goes Full-on THRASHIER - Unisex T (colors)
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SHG Goes Full-on THRASHIER - Unisex T (colors)
from $30.00
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SHG Goes Full-On THRASHIER - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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SHG Goes Full-On THRASHIER - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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SHG Goes Full-On THRASHIER - Unisex Muscle Shirt
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SHG Goes Full-On THRASHIER - Unisex Muscle Shirt
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The SHG Logo (black print) - Unisex T
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The SHG Logo (black print) - Unisex T
from $28.00
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The SHG Logo (white print) - Unisex T
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The SHG Logo (white print) - Unisex T
from $28.00
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The SHG Logo (white print) - Unisex Hooded Long-Sleeve T
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The SHG Logo (white print) - Unisex Hooded Long-Sleeve T
from $33.00
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Helping People Metal (white print) - Unisex T
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Helping People Metal (white print) - Unisex T
from $28.00
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Helping People Metal (black print) - Unisex T
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Helping People Metal (black print) - Unisex T
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Helping People Metal (black print) - Unisex 3/4-Sleeve Baseball T
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Helping People Metal (black print) - Unisex 3/4-Sleeve Baseball T
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Keep It Sinister - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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Keep It Sinister - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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Keep It Sinister - Women's Racerback Tank
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Keep It Sinister - Women's Racerback Tank
$28.00
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Keep It Sinister - Unisex 3/4-Sleeve Baseball T
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Keep It Sinister - Unisex 3/4-Sleeve Baseball T
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Keep It Sinister - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
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Keep It Sinister - Unisex Long-Sleeve T
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Sinister Star - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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Sinister Star - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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The Watcher - Unisex Muscle Shirt
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The Watcher - Unisex Muscle Shirt
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The Watcher - Women's Relaxed T
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The Watcher - Women's Relaxed T
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HAIL Yeah! - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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HAIL Yeah! - Women's Short-Sleeve T
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HAIL Yeah! - Women's Racerback Tank
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HAIL Yeah! - Women's Racerback Tank
$28.00
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HAIL Yeah! - Men's Tank
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HAIL Yeah! - Men's Tank
$28.00
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The new SHG Merch Shop

We teamed up with the wicked cool folks over at Printful to help run the SHG merch store. Besides offering a cranium-melting choice of products, Printful integrates directly with the SHG website, making for an easier and vegan-buttery smooth customer experience - focused entirely on YOU! And this integration gives you, dear Customer, complete and UNLIMITED power! (buying power, that is) So go ahead and purchase away. Oh what the hell - get one of everything!

And please do check back often. We’ll try to roll out new designs and new products on the regular (assuming our sloppy, lazy-ass AI actually works!). Plus, you can always hit us up with your own cool ideas, sinister thoughts or misguided suggestions for new things to add to our merch offerings (colors, designs, new products… maybe tacos?). We 🖤 new ideas and promise to quickly dismiss all suggestions without so much as a second thought!

(NOTE: Endless gratitude to Friends of the Hand Jay Soda and Chris Vanderhoof! If it weren’t for their designs and their help, this Merch Store would be a barren colorless wasteland.)